:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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