he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
my liver is dry heaving
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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