Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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