lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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