if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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