just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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