jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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