David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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