we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just found puke in my bra..
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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