the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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