I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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