I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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