so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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