Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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