He is such a slut. More and more my type.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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