Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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