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(269): View more from Michigan

butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it

(734): View more from Michigan

Thanks?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.

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(316): View more from Kansas

i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.

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(+61): View more from Australia

THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.

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(646): View more from New York

he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.

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