I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
