Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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