never play flip cup with pint glasses
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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