yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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