hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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