who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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