New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Randomize
