D3 body, D1 cock
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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