"it" just moved
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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