KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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