okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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