I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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