ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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