mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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