I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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