Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Randomize
