Christians are straight up FREAKS
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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