I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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