i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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