mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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