I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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