i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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