Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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