I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
And then he peed in my hair
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