): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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