I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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