So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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