i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
please don't ironically join a cult
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