guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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