honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Randomize
