So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
The adults are the big ones right?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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