I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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