If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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